Jokes

If you boring, you can read this dialogue

A dialogue between a couple before they get marriage...

Boy : Yes at last. Was so hard to wait...
Girl : Do you want me to leave?
Boy : No! Don't even think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Of course... Over and over...
Girl : Have you ever cheated me?
Boy : No! Why are you even asking?
Girl : Will you kiss me?
Boy : Every chance i get
Girl : Will you hit me?
Boy : Are you crazy? i'm not that kind of person
Girl : Can i trust you?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Oh Darling...

And after they got marriage, the dialogue is...
( please read the dialogue from bottom to the top)